Run, Jon, Run! — Octomom Thinks Gosselin is "Hot"

Ridiculously fertile Jon Gosselin has himself a not-so-secret admirer: Nadya "Octomom" Suleman, who likes the way the former "Jon & Kate" dad fills out a pair of Ed Hardy tiger-butt jeans.

In an interview with Radaronline.com, the surgically enhanced mother of 14 let the cat out of the bag by declaring, "I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin — I think he's hot!"

While a potential hookup between these two tabloid freakazoids would no doubt make for some entertaining train-wreck TV, the mind boggles at the ramifications of these two eventually procreating. If Gosselin's super-charged seed were ever to achieve fertilization within Octomom's prodigious baby-making machinery, the resultant offspring could prove disastrous for the planet when the global population suddenly doubles.

Meanwhile, a recent Vanity Fair story on Kate Gosselin notes that Jon & Kate have appeared on no less than 50 magazine covers this year — more than any other celebrities, even Brangelina.