TCA Press Tour Meets "Jersey Shore"

OK, so the Sarah Palin rumour was bogus, but the day's idiocy quota was nonetheless filled thanks to a session featuring the cast of Jersey Shore.

One Jersey girl who's been in the news lately is Nicole "Snooki" Pilozzi, who was recently arrested on a Jersey beach for being drunk and disorderly.

"Obviously it wasn't a good time," said Snooki when questioned about the incident, admitting that "stuff like that happens in Jersey. I didn't hurt anybody. I was in the drunk tank for a little bit. I had too many tequilas. Whattaya gonna do?"

Asked about whether she currently had a boyfriend, she replied, "I'm just Snookin'."

To find out what that means, you'll have to head down to the bookstore to purchase her upcoming best-seller, "Snooktionary," and no, I'm not making this up, and yes, she admitted she didn't actually write it herself.