Tiger Woods: What Really Happened

By Brent Furdyk, Editor, TV Week | Dec 2, 2009
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I've never been to China, and have never watched a Chinese newscast — but if this news report on the Tiger Woods situation is any indication of what's going on in the People's Republic, then wow, have I been missing out!

Check it: Chinese news is waaaay cooler than ours, which is all bogged down with boring "facts" and stuff. But in China, anything goes! Even video-game-style re-enactments based on pure conjecture!

Check out the following, an actual news report that ran on Chinese television. First, there's a CGI-animated re-enactment of the "official" story, followed by a depiction of the "alleged" story. Both of which look like they could be outtakes from "Grant Thef Auto 12: The Revenge of the Spurned Swedish Housewife."


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Comments

That's AWESOME!!!!

And when did Tiger trade in his Escalade for a 1989 Plymouth Voyageur minivan anyway? Times are tough for billionaires.

Tiger

This is what we have suspected all along.

the media really needs to

the media really needs to move on..

its sad how the media can keep talking about things for DAYS after it happens.

let it go already, so he hit a tree and a hydrant big whoop. what caused it? if he doesn't want to talk about it, leave it be.. its his business, the only people he should be talking to, are the police and the insurance company for his vehicle.

let it go !!!!

The media will move on...

...when there's someone else to talk about. Really, let's face it. Who do you think is feeling the most pain from Tiger's actions? Not Tiger, not Elin, not the kids, not the mistress(es). Hands down, it's Adam Lambert. Damn that Tiger! He went and stole Flambert's 15 seconds of controversy! Now he's going to have to do something REALLY drastic, like kissing a girl, to get that media buzz back. Poor guy.

This is great!

Makes me want to dust off my copy of the Sims 2!

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