America's Next Top Model: Chiquita Bananas

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ANTM: It's A Pose

Hello, fierce readers. I know, it’s been forever! Thank you for your patience; the Glaminator has been out of commission for a while after a sudden and unfortunate encounter with a certain well-known former supermodel. I’m not naming names. But it starts with an “N.” And ends with an “aomi Campbell.” Anyway, it was a close call, but after having her energy restored by some nourishing cotton balls soaked in olive oil, the Glaminator has slowly sputtered back to life, and is currently churning out her verdict on last week’s episode. In the meantime, why not relive this classic episode from two weeks ago?

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America's Next Top Model: On the Town

This week’s episode is a study in contrasts. First, we have Tahlia: the inexperienced burn survivor, her confidence battered by weeks of being made to cover up the only intriguing thing about her, and by being either the fattest regular-sized model or the least voluptuous plus-sized model in the competition.

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America's Next Top Model - Lights and Tragic

Ah, the makeover episode! Only once in every cycle does it come along: the chance to witness a group of unsophisticated mallrats transform, before our very eyes, into a group of unsophisticated mallrats with new haircuts! It’s like watching a caterpillar turn into a caterpillar with a platinum weave.

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America's Next Top Model: Little Children

From the extra-wide buffet aisles of Las Vegas, we travel to the fashion-forward sidewalks of New York City, where our aspiring models are pounding the pavement, their hopeful faces innocent of the weeks of humiliation that await them.

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America's Next Top Model: The Goddesses Must Be Crazy

Hello, fierce readers! Welcome to a brand-new session of the Tyra Banks Appreciation Society, otherwise known as The Glaminator’s weekly Top Model blog. My, how time has flown by! Doesn’t it seem like just yesterday that we were celebrating the triumph of… um… Actually, I can’t for the life of me remember the name of the girl who won last cycle. I could look it up, I suppose, but we’ve got no time to waste on the past, because there’s two hours of J/ays, Tyra and shrieking girls (OH GOD the shrieking) to get through, and it’s not going to be pretty! It could be ugly pretty, though.

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Gossip Girl: What Was She Thinking?

A new day is breaking over the Upper East Side, and Blair is doing some hard detention time in the park, picking up trash to atone for her teacher-ditching sins of last week. Except actually, Dorota is doing all the work (and making some rather hilarious put-upon expressions).

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Gossip Girl: A Nate at the Opera

There comes a time when every imaginary teenager must leave behind the safety of pretending to go to high school, and embark upon the new adventure of pretending to go to college. And that time is nigh for our Constance Billard students, because this episode is all about college. Well, college and opera, and stupid teachers from Iowa with a crush on stupid Dan Humphrey.

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Gossip Girl: Gone With the Will

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Gossip Girl: In the Realm of the Basses

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